Midnight Meat Train

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

by hodoggie March 5, 2008

Train Station Blunt

Smoking a blunt at a train station and then watching the trains go by.

"Windels" You guys ever smoke a train station blunt ?

by david3.8 December 29, 2007

trainduding

whining and attacking like a PMS frenzied bitch over differences of opinion. Based on a true story.

Chill, you're trainduding again. I only said I like chocolate better than vanilla.

by Jack Schidt March 10, 2009

trainquility

The process where one individual, can attain clear focus and calm mind through strenuous physical activity.

Yo you want to go hit the gym, all this stress with my girl and I need to achieve trainquility

by UrBadKarma December 6, 2014

train track wack

The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.

Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm

Bob: Small price to pay for such a title

by SpicyTiger October 15, 2019

train strange

Sex outside of your current relationship while traveling via train.

While aboard the Amtrak #22 North bound for Poplar Bluff Missouri I decided to go hit the bar car in search of some train strange.

by K to tha G beotch October 16, 2019

Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).

I train-smashed three red mitzi's

by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021