The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021

by Gonpo May 24, 2024

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."
by cow7 April 17, 2017

Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!
by BloodyPnut December 8, 2018

#1 victory royale
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now
just wiped out tomato town
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now
just wiped out tomato town
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023

by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
