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Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021
mugGet the Tomato Tangomug.

tomato pie

The act of delivering a goopy cream blast into the snatch of a women during her period
Dude I NEED to give her a tomato pie.
by Gonpo May 24, 2024
mugGet the tomato piemug.

Tomato can

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
mugGet the Tomato canmug.

roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.
"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."
by cow7 April 17, 2017
mugGet the roasted tomatomug.

Tomato Bracelet

The act of anal fisting, when you get too vigorous and get blood on your wrist.
Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!
by BloodyPnut December 8, 2018
mugGet the Tomato Braceletmug.

tomato town

#1 victory royale
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now
just wiped out tomato town
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023
mugGet the tomato townmug.

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
mugGet the Can I have a tomatomug.

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