toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012

furry toast

A combination of a belch and noise pollution from your anal cavity.

Kurt enjoyed the release of his furry toast after a breakfast of greasy fastfood.

by JacKurt March 2, 2011

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it

you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast

by allie14 August 17, 2011

toast rabbit

if you name a rabbit toast in minecraft, its skin will change.

i'm gonna make a toast rabbit

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"

last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010

Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005

French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011