anus slug

a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear

o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt

by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008

slug trail

one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.

when you slid your cooch across some ones face it looks like a slug trail in the morning

by hilariousmarriage June 5, 2011

Sad Slug

general retarded black Peugeot 206 driver, with a penis on head and still a virgin.

Bobby, you sad slug!

by SimonK May 9, 2005

dip the slug

When the husband inserts there penis into there wife's vagina

I can't wait to dip the slug tonight when I get home

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

banana slug

wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.

A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.

by Martin Luther King Jr. January 19, 2008

Crusty Slug

The trail left by cum that was not fully wiped up

Ew what is on your skin? Oh thats just the crusty slug, I didn't shower after last night.

by threepotatoes December 4, 2016

Salt the slug

To rub one's dick in salt so as not to infect it upon entry into a yeast-infected twat.

Dude, I heard there's a loaf of bread baking in that oven, you gotta salt the slug before you dive in.

by drzeug August 27, 2016