"I can't read the stuff on the prompter! Fuck it! I'll write it, we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!"
by cjhhjh May 20, 2008
A dickie-do is when a man's stomach (or burlap) sticks out farther than his penis. Hense the ebonically influenced name "His stomach hang out mo' den his Dickie do".
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
Sara: Oh my gosh Natalie, that guy was soo hott!
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
by PoorBunny April 09, 2009
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
by Olthepol January 19, 2023
Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
by JokingKiDD January 26, 2012
When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013