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Alex

Alex is a resilient soul. She’s smart, too. A great friend, she doesn’t let others’ dignity down even if they really, really deserve it; she’s too classy for that. Aware of the more eccentric parts of life, she’s someone to cherish if you’re lucky enough to have her in your friend group.
Steve: Alex was the only girl at the speech and debate tournament who was able to beat me, but somehow did it in a way that didn’t make me feel bad about myself..
Stella: Yeah, she’s elegant like that.
by Passionately.Empty1 October 27, 2021
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A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.
Alex is a hoe
Alex loves bbc
Alex watches gay midget porn
Alex is hella weird
by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021
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Alexism

A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.
"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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Alexism

A form of religion where the leader is fascinated by lady boners
"What are your thoughts on Alexism?"
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Alex

A man with an extremely large erect penis. he will dick any man down and woman. he has the largest penis in the world and has a black cock even though he is white he loves to suck penis.
God, Alex your black cock is so ravishing!
by Gayfartspseudo July 18, 2021
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Alex

The lover of men rumored to come out every 10 years and flirt with boys returning to his sleep only after he's flirted with more than 17 boys
Human:is that ALEX?!?!?!?
alex:hey bb
by duk the homie February 28, 2022
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The biggest Time Jew you'll ever meet. Takes 20 years to lace up his shoes.
Do you think Alex will be on time? No, he's being a Time Jew and probably still tying his shoes.
by Meat slaps 69 August 18, 2021
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