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CAPITAL Clowns

The name of so called citizens that stormed the capital to support the biggest clown of the biggest circus ever.
Man, welcome to the circus, the January 6th Capital Circus and we know we are the bravest, most loyal, most brainwashed known as the CAPITAL Clowns!
by Yaks_man August 15, 2022
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Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person
Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism
by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019
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A book written by Karl Marx and published in 1867 that deals with the development of capitalism and its problems. It is generally highly admired for its foresight of how capitalism would eventually develop over time.

Note that Capital: A Critique of Political Economy is purely criticizing the status quo, predicting its development and pinpointing its problems, while the Manifesto of the Communist Party (or simply Communist Manifesto) offers possible solutions to these problems.
'Hey, I just read Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Karl Marx. And I now believe that the only way to create a fair society is by overthrowing the bourgeoisie.'
by Achill_1337 August 3, 2019
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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Cordaniy, Capital

UN-ESCWA
Cordaniy, Capital is UN-ESCWA, Pronunciation Yoon Eskooaa
by Lerim Mona August 7, 2022
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(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
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capitalism

Extreme-right dictatorship in which power is controlled by the bourgeoisie, where the rich get richer, the poor stay poor the same way or get poorer, a part of the middle class getting rich and another part of the middle class getting poorer. Killed 58 million people.
by Zymby May 1, 2023
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