till ringer

a professional doing unnecessary things that costs the client more money

your attorney is a till ringer

by garyk August 2, 2012

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Tellington

A person who is anonymous to many, but if told, it could cause serious problems for all stoners

Dick: "Hey, did you tell Tellington?"
Stoner: "Na."

by blacktits420 January 27, 2015

Tilla

A word to add at the end of any other word to let those around you know that you are a ho and should be treated like an infant.

When Heather called someone her "Twin-tilla" we knew that it was time to get her some help.

by Whyareyoulikethis September 3, 2016

till

Till ist a strong good looking person who knows how to drink huge amounts of alcohol in all its variations.
With this guy you have alltime alot of fun and especially if you go out with him it will be a cracy experience that you can tell your grandson and you will see how he wonders about his grandfather.
Also in relationships he is a great lover but he needs his alcohol and space.

Till Drinks much alcohol,

Everone should once go out with Till in life

by Heutendulle January 26, 2017