Dylan Christopher Thomsen

The love and entire being of my entire life and soul. He’s a life saver and a generous loving and caring man. Taken forever by Summer Tignanelli.

Dylan Christopher Thomsen is taken

by Summer Tignanelli May 27, 2021

I was eating those beans

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans

I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

by Goat._ September 7, 2021

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE

HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.

A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.

by Fgyjt February 27, 2022

day of a thousand shits

A day that is spent on the porcelain throne, frequently producing shits of various sizes and odors.

Bob missed the golf tournament because he was cursed with a day of a thousand shits.

by Tooka Chin Chilla July 11, 2022

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day

Why doesn't this exist?

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day

by Yeah keep stealing them names September 9, 2021

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014