toby woods

A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I

Do you know Toby Woods? he’s a good guy.

by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020

security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.

" That 119 point word gave me word wood"

by Prune sacks February 7, 2012

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.

Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."

by M1D1 August 21, 2014

Fancy Wood

wood that is carved excellently, making it fancy.

"Hey guys, theres a lot of fancy wood back there"

by OhHaiDerItsAlec February 13, 2010

Woods of Ypres

A Canadian metal band centered around singer/guitarist David Gold from the early 2000s until his death in 2011. The bands style began as black metal, gradually shifting to a more doom/gothic sound.

I love Woods of Ypres’ music. Shame what happened to them.

by DimeTime2006 July 24, 2021