Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

Vibe *SPITS*

A mood

I am in a vibe *spits* rn

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

Spit Bucket

When youre eating out a girl and you hack up a loogie and spit it into her pussy

(sound effects must be included)

"Bro i just made my girl friend a spit bucket!"

by flyingpolack February 23, 2019

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

DJ Spit

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015

Spitting Dragon

When you chug a whole can of red bull then masterbate

John didn't have lighter a at the barbecue so he performed the spitting dragon to start the grill

by Gandolf the blak February 24, 2021