chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

rowing a boat

Jerking off two guys at the same time.

Tyler was in that circle jerk last night rowing a boat.

by Bill Hilly October 09, 2013

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

Isaac Row

A boy.

why u being an isaac row.

by Cowrow November 04, 2020

cow row na bye russ

It's that bacteria in the air that is sorta dangerous. We got Dell tuh variant and Homie chrome Variant

I hate this cow row na bye russ pandemic

by temporarygoogle March 08, 2022

Smagum Rowe

being lost in the sauce and alone.

He is so retarded. He will be smagum rowe forever.

by Tanker Tommy October 25, 2010

The Row

An expensive but very stylish clothing line designed by mary kate and ashley olsen.

i just bought a cream V-neck t-shirt from the row, im gonna wear it tonight when we go out.

by zenn982 February 17, 2009