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Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
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Gash rash

Gash rash is a colloquial term for skin injury to the pubic region caused by abrasion with another person's pubic or facial region, often as a consequence of depilation to said regions hair. Though usually gone unnoticed while attaining gash rash, many find the aftermath to be unpleasant, and even defined by some as excruciating when bodily liquids are introduced to the affected area. It can be avoided by either refraining from shaving, or by epilating (removing hair from its root below the skin) the region instead. One can try to hide their gash rash from being known to others by simply getting dressed, but the awkward stride and stiffled gasps are a tell tale sign of the affected.

The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
Michelle: "I don't know if I can go to the Stone Pony tomorrow to see the Yonder Mountain String Band, I can barely walk!"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
by Luck Is on all4Z July 6, 2024
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Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017
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gash slasher

One who is master of slashing the gash
“Tim, how much gash do you slash?”
“Idk man, levi is slashing all the gash... he’s the gash slasher.”
by Masterslash June 2, 2019
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Dog gash

A descriptive noun for something that is fucked
"Have you seen that story on the news today about that terrorist attack" "ah yeah bro what a load of dog gash"
by Libertycap500 March 7, 2025
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Gash crasher

He’s a slimy wee gash crasher . Watch him around your girlfriend
by fragmaster August 23, 2018
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gash mileage

An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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