flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

Flip-Flopping

When in a multiplayer rhythm game, you and another player switch from first and second quickly, it is called Flip Flopping.

This game was so close, me and my friend were Flip-Flopping throughout the entire match!

by kaboomcake May 10, 2020

Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.

This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.

by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011

flip flop

Slang for a terrorist. The term originates in the southern Africa bush wars of the sixties and seventies, especially those of Rhodesia and Mozambique.

The flip flop refers to the effect of the 7.62mm NATO round, usually fired from a FN FAL rifle, striking a terrorist and the body jerking back and forth from the bullets impact force.

See the Nick Downie Granada TV documentary, of the time, on the Rhodesian bush war which shows the flip flop effect in actual combat footage.

by Jabba the Cat February 25, 2013

flop nugget

A flop nugget is a vagina with long floppy lips like wilted donkey ears.

Gina has to wear two pairs of panties while she jogs to keep her flop nugget from bruising her inner thighs.

by gillnet1 March 18, 2014

flippy flopping

it is when an individual trys to flip ( front, back or side to side) and land his penis into the vagina to make the flopping sound.

sammy goes and trys to flippy flop but ends up tearing his ballsack on the bed post. this will be his last time flippy flopping

by johnny da crack smoka July 26, 2010

Flopping Fadge

Flopping Fadge is when a Womans Vaginal Lips are hanging a bit loose.

Oh man! That woman I slept with last night had some serious Flopping Fadge going on.

by Will and Craig March 13, 2008