Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish
Georgie; shoish
by bigstinkmilf November 03, 2021
1. To mishear what is said and interpret it incorrectly. 2. To misunderstand what is said and repeat it back in question form.
1. Man #1-Hand over that bowl of sugar now!
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?
by Scott Farley June 27, 2006
by Ash30K February 29, 2024
When you place your urethra on her nostril you cum and your jizz looks like a nuclear mushroom and it feels like an explosion inside her nose
Guy 1: I gave tha bitch a nagashaki explosion yesterday
Guy 2: Dude you must really destroyed her nostrils
Guy 2: Dude you must really destroyed her nostrils
by Cocainebear18 December 15, 2022
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
by Blobino fan December 13, 2022
The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.
If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.
Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".
If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.
Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".
Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."
*Alan and Keith kiss.*
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."
*Alan and Keith kiss.*
by father longnipples May 11, 2022
When a woman is on her period, take a fist full of baking soda and when fucking her, fist the baking soda into her pussy, now shake her up until there is a volcano explosion. She will love it. Note: This works with a beer bong filled with Ginger Ale leading to the vagina as well.
by Dennithus April 07, 2009