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Ethan

Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...
Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...
by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019
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Ethan

This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
Her:Did you see ethan
Her friend:Omg yes he looks so fine today
by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018
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ETHAN

he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool
yeet he is the gay like ethan
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019
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Ethan

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger
by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019
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Ethan

Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
Girl 1:Ethan is so sweet
Girl 2: I know he's so kind
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”
by Elog June 5, 2019
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Ethan

A huge wuss who says he is tough but wusses out when the time comes for him to do something.
Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared
by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019
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