Ditch-Bick

A person (usually a man) whom is a dick and often acts like a lil bitch!

Ray is such a lil ditch-bick!

by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020

Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.

She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015

Basic Ditch

(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.

Nick just basic ditched to get his “charger”.

by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013