Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

by NYisGucci September 4, 2023

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.

Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

Jim Crow June

The celebration of the law 'Jim Crow' that was first put into effect in the late 1870's. This month is to celebrate and remember segregation and prejudice towards Martin Luther King Jr. and all negroes in the world

Hey are you celebrating 'Jim Crow June' too?

by lilgangsussuuu March 30, 2023

bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016

Charlie Crowe

The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.

Girl1: Omg did you see the Charlie Crowe at the mall… he looked so cute
Guy1: OMGGG HE DID

by hannybanny July 27, 2021

Richard Crowe

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.

Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!

by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023