Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

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Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

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coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler August 8, 2016

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Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

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Coconut

A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.

-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.

by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023

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