Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 15, 2007

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D July 16, 2008

12-o-clock

A wheely that stands straight up and down.

Damn, that motherfucker just kicked a tight as 12-o-clock wheely. damnnnn that shit was tight!!!!

by Benny Chains December 19, 2004

Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

Colange O' Clock

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’

Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’

by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday February 28, 2011

Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.

Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto

by Sagrr April 03, 2007