bean holder

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.

i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.

by the bean master May 19, 2009

Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

boy beans

Testicles

Thomas thought Carla gave the best blowjobs because she spent plenty of time and effort on his boy beans.

by LikesHisBoyBeans February 10, 2019

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Bean Weasle

The bean weasle is indigenous to the midwest, loves to walk around naked inside of a sleeping bag even if in a hotel and survives solely on beans, ways to detect if a friend is a bean weasle are the stench that they give off some times smelling like marijuana and usually has curly hair.

Tyler West is a bean weasle.

by bartholameau jong February 3, 2010

Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

by Skyday November 7, 2007