twinkies

khloe vi pham

“TWINKIES!!!” “khloe?”

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Twinkie

An American snack cake made by little Debbie, Capable of clogging any mere mans arteries for a tremendous amount of time.

Hey mom, where’s Jamie?
Oh he ate some Twinkie’s,
Oh.

by Walnut TM June 4, 2020

Twinkie

The act of having a first sex, which ends after 25 seconds, then unleashing all your load into the girl, just because it feels good and you wanted her to look like a filled up twinkie.

"I'm becoming a father..."
"What happened?"
"I fucked her over the bench and gave her a twinkie!"
"WHAT?"

by im the shit master February 7, 2018

Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.

Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.

by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

twinkies down two

18 inch rims

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Twinky

When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.

(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)

Yo dawg, my dick still hurts from that twinky last night!

by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 3, 2017

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023