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Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010
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Statue of Liberty

When you're blowing a guy and he also wants to be choked.
"Yo can you believe Tyrone wanted me to take him to the Statue of Liberty!?"
by MissLadyLiberty December 11, 2021
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statue of liberty

in this sex positon you will grab ones Penial region and firmly wave it in the wait while holding a ipad and filming it. You may also find yourself to scream freedom during this.
" So how was your date?" Jen asked "It was great we tried out this sex po called statue of liberty and..." "please stop"
by wackydachy March 14, 2019
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Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo
Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!
by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013
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Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.
Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
by dffgdddd February 4, 2010
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master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.
Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
by rgloc February 23, 2009
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Shitpost Status

An shitty type of memes that are nsfw but cringe, and probably used to be popular until now, they are shit and nsfw channels are making videos like these
Bob : this shitpost status video with a cropped nsfw thumbnail was reccomended to me for no reason

Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait
by YellowChad November 22, 2022
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