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Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.
Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!
by violinists_rocK August 12, 2008
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rage bender

When something sets your temper off and you end up going down a rage rabbit hole, releasing all your pent up frustrations in a self destructive manner.
Microsoft messed up my laptop again with another one of their unwanted updates. The frustration led to a full blown rage bender in which I'm now going off about Microsoft, Apple, the incompetence of my government, the cost of various insurances, and the fact that the times on the clocks in my house don't match as well.
by It'smeKT February 28, 2020
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Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.
Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.
by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018
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raging underpass

The act of dancing underneath a concrete structure, to any given beat.
by WebstersBest June 8, 2016
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Weeki Rage

A rare form of road rage, said to originate from Weeki Wachee, Florida. Proclaimed by locals as an incurable disease and is believed to be a form of "Zombism". Traditional symptoms include:

1) Foul Language, with excessive use of four letter words.
2) Ocular Bleeding or Discharge.
3) Head trauma, likely from self inflicted blunt impact with individual's dashboard and/or steering panel.

In some extreme cases individuals may experience uncontrolled use of projectile feces, erections lasting as long as 3 hours from infection time, spontaneous combustion and brain aneurysm resulting in death.

Also referred to as: Wachee Rage, Severe Acute Road Rage Disorder.
Michael wasn't accustomed to driving in Florida, being that he is from Long Island, New York. While in most locations driving he experienced road rage, his condition declined while driving through Weeki Wachee. His autopsy revealed he suffered from Weeki Rage, his unfortunate cause of death.
by jrscag July 17, 2009
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Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.
Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.
by buggerritt October 25, 2012
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Loko Rage

The act of consuming the popular alcoholic energy drink "Four Loko" and then acting unruly and disruptive. Often times, those who are raging are prone to break things (particularly thermostats and paper towel dispensers), fight people, unwillingly penetrating unsuspecting female women, verbally abuse authority figures, and start riots.

Most commonly found across college campuses in the United States, notably York College of Pennsylvania.
Bro, Bob was on a hardcore Loko Rage, he totally drop kicked a paper towel dispenser off the bathroom wall last night.
by CrazyScotsman December 11, 2010
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