Leafs

The leafs are a hockey team who have been social distancing from the Stanley cup for 54 years

The leafs suck

by Yghg April 6, 2021

Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.

My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.

by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021

Leaf

I love you leaf <3 leaf is the best girlfriend ever shes sweet funny beautiful kind shes everything <3 :))

"Who is leaf?" "Oh leaf is my amazing girlfriend!"

by Dream smp <333333333 August 1, 2021

LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.

Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.

by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.

“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”

by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022