pizza knees

When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.

Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.

"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"

by Delicious penguins February 01, 2021

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 30, 2006

Dropped a knee

Made an offer of marriage to someone

Leg was a bit wobbly mate so I dropped a knee. She said “Yes!”

by jzpoz December 04, 2018

Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 05, 2020

knee grinding

This is the act of a smaller woman grinding on a taller man when this occurs because of the mans height the woman ends up grinding on the mans knees rather than crotch

That girl was Knee Grinding me last night

by LouisRhythms December 13, 2016

SHOTGUN KNEES

SHOTGUN KNEES are used by MemeLords who play League of Legends and watch BrickyOrchid8 to completely destroy and humiliat the enemy. It is a meme created by Lord Brick Sensei in his ,,So you want to Main Urgot" video. It goes hand in hand with a greenisch screen and ear rape when used right.

I used my SHOTGUN KNEES to slaughter my enemy .

by NaFeTs34 October 16, 2017

fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022