Gold in the Facedown Float

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

by PBender August 5, 2008

Word on the Facebook is

Referring to Facebook about what was said about a significant other.

Word on the Facebook is you are still single

by MrCuddly November 12, 2010

Mommed the Facebook

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".

I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.

by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009

The Facebook Stalk

A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.

Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.

by ownthesky April 24, 2010

Infiltrating the Facebook mom group

when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully.

Tyler: Damien finally infiltrated the Facebook mom group
Ben: what does that mean
Tyler: infiltrating the Facebook mom group is when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully
Ben: oh, I see

by kingbully1234✊ December 21, 2019

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

the facebook game

When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.

Hey Ian I'm so bored, lets get on facebook and play the facebook game.

by titsburg69 November 13, 2011