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DONK

Someone who (or when somebody) send(s) the wrong person (or people) an inappropriate message that they meant to send to someone else.
Person one (typing): hey, check out the Butt (DONK) in the parking lot dude!

Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??

Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???

Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....
by Barackobonzo October 16, 2022
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Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.
Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.
by LazyLili January 8, 2022
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bankey donk

"ohh Bankey donk isn't he the guy that 100% Breath of the wild eight times!!!
by Naughtius Maximus December 30, 2021
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Donking

Act of having sex. Famously coined by the late Luca Donko Pavan in 2014
Eric: ‘Where you been Luca?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter.... eeeeooorrrrreee’
by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021
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Donking

Act of having sex by guys with absolutely massive donkey dongs. Tennis player, Luca ‘Donkey’ Pavan, coined the term back in 2014
Eric: ‘Where you been, L-Dogg?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’
by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021
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Ba-donk-a-donk

Basically meaning you don't know what the fuck ur saying and you sound like a dumb fuck even saying it and searching it up in the first place.
"i have a big ba-donk-a-donk"
"Dude what the fuck even is that"
by Some kid that has fat shits January 12, 2021
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Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.
Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.
by ghostlypeachess January 15, 2021
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