dj crime

A. The best video dj in the world. B. One who breaks bitches in half with a single thrust. C. The hardest working dj on the west coast.

"i like to shake my ass for dj crime" " he split me like a pork roast" "you blew my mind with your beats"

by crime fan February 8, 2009

Hang the DJ

Verb. To display one's naked penis, esp. in a casual or defiant fashion.

Synonymous with hang wang.

Did you see Matt the other night? He was hanging the DJ like nobody's business!

Evan; now there's a guy that's not afraid to hang the DJ.

I can't believe Joey hung the DJ at my baby shower.

by skellie10 September 24, 2019

DJ Jere

Another word for something that nobody likes

Why are you such a DJ Jere

by serverisnoob April 18, 2020

DJ Funeral

A totally rad, mad lad who DJs church gatherings at the totally rad event of somebody's EPIC death. Typically a tall and white teenage male from the U.S.

Man, Xavier's such a DJ Funeral!

by Magical unicorn space dolphin October 29, 2018

DJ KD

the best fucking good looking live party dj EVER!!!!! born and raised in wichita, kansas

GUY:DUDE!!! that DJ KD guy is fucking awesome... im going to hire him for my party next week!!!!
GIRL: I know right i wanna do him so bad!!!!

by ThunderDome101 March 12, 2009

DJ Doug

DJ Drug Dog...Crazy new DJ straight out of Germany, based in Sydney's North Shore. Break beats to burn the young generation yet classic old style to put a nanna on her ass. Watch his space!!

New styles yet to be defined...bytes and bits that hurt your tits.

by DJ Doug April 12, 2005

DJ Salad

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020