A really sexy man that plays minecraft because he's not virgin like NearMLG.
Also has a really big pp.
Also has a really big pp.
by Khitty69ocoa June 12, 2019
Get the Cole Mercermug. by BoiJay7 February 3, 2015
Get the cole jaymasonmug. by Themostasianman January 4, 2023
Get the jermaine colemug. Someone whomsmt has an inability to succeed in fantasy sports and poker, and cannot dance hip whilst under the influence
by Mr Robert January 8, 2020
Get the Cole Yantmug. Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.
Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017
Get the Cole masturbationmug. Cole. H is a sadistic person who I would consider my friend despite the fact he'll one day stab me. His opening phrase when he gets to college is "Hentai is why I'm here" (You're welcome)
Ex: Cole H. sucks balls.
by SoccerDaddy June 4, 2018
Get the Cole H.mug. by WaxholeDefiner March 28, 2021
Get the coles susmug.