An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
by Shockwave1972 April 25, 2011
Get the Closet Warfaremug. a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.
by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022
Get the Closet babemug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. 1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
by TheOGCC November 7, 2019
Get the closet childmug. A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
Get the Closet smokemug. When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closetmug. Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.
by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
Get the the basement closetmug.