taint team

when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.

In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.

by Uncle Joosie June 10, 2018

Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

taint brush

When a guy has a little patch of hair directly below his lips. It's not a full goatee. When a guy goes down on a girl, this patch of hair brushes up against the chick's taint. Also known as a soul patch.

Look at that douche bag... he needs to shave off the taint brush.

by Dan de Mann November 12, 2006

Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

taint stamp

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her

i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.

by 110$croc June 23, 2008

Taint Slam

An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

by thorass March 24, 2011