Cosby Sweater

A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.

The frat boy wore his Cosby sweater to the bar in hopes that he could date rape some poor woman.

by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016

Sweater face

When a man ejaculates on a lady friend's face and the try to wipe it off using cotton balls, but the fluff off of the cotton balls get stuck on her face making her a sweater face!

Whoa bitch, you've got Sweater face!!!

by Koolatron February 2, 2008

sweater teeth

when your teeth get that fuzzy, "sweatery" feeling after drinking coke

Coke gives me sweater teeth everytime.

by florence lawrence April 12, 2008

Gucci-Sweater

Adjective - possessing substancial wealth, enough to be able to purchase expensive frivolities.

"Did you see Michael's Benz?"
"Yeah, it was pretty sick. I remember when he used to be barely making it off his pay at the video rental place"
"Yeah, but his billionaire uncle kicked and left it all to him. He's Gucci-sweater now.

by big poppah May 1, 2007

sweater god

When someone tells you to "swear to God" but, you know you're lying, you quickly say "sweater God".

friend: you piped her? swear to God!

you: sweater God!

by Zambezi May 23, 2017

turtleneck sweater

An uncircumcised sweater

Sarah: "I like your turtleneck sweater!"
John: "Which one?"

by Squirrel Boi December 6, 2017

my sweater

Term used when girls want to sneak a bottle of alcohol sitting semi unsupervised with a group of people.

Girl 1: discreetly throws sweater near or on top of bottle and begins to walk away
"Oh I'v dropped my swaeter"

Girl 2: " ill grab it for you" swipes the alcohol beneath the sweater and brings it to her accomplis.

by ~al~ September 3, 2005