Ball slapper

A description for someone who is extremly annoying.

"You know what, your a real Ball Slapper."

by All that rock March 31, 2009

towel snapper

locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship

McCain is a towel snapper

by Kimpo February 21, 2009

Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.

After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011

Swampert

When you rub dirt all over your vagina and have your lover get you wet, turning it into mud, before you squirt it in there face using muddy water.

Ex. Dude my sex is so dirty my girl gave me a swampert

by GSWeb May 7, 2018

flap slapper

the female version of wanker

damn stacies a flap slapper

by borat_is December 9, 2008

box slapper

A woman who likes to rub uglies with another woman.

She's a box slapper.

by I love box slappers! May 21, 2009