Car Surfing

When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.

“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”

by Verychillisoup August 7, 2019

prop surfing

When you affect a moveable object beneath you to move you faster than normal or into the air

Couldn’t the Jedi from Star Wars fly by prop surfing?

by DumbBit September 22, 2019

Group Surfing

When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.

Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.

by hazyful June 4, 2021

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

couch surfing

A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!

Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...

by herbiewa July 27, 2004