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Super Sucker

When a male places his unerected penis and scrotum into a female mouth. The female then proceeds to suck on the males penis until a full erection is achieved. Thus leading to suffication, death, or the decapitation of the male genitalia.
God, Why did I let Sammie give me that super sucker last night. She nearly circumcised my penor!
by SammieD June 12, 2008
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tit suckers

by badduck October 24, 2008
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cock sucker

Someone who is only good for the purposes of sucking penis and nothing else, hence the derogatory nature of the insult.

A cock sucker will suck your penis not for the purposes of inducing pleasure, but primarily because they are bad at everything else, breathing or just simply existing for a cock sucker is significantly harder than sucking penis. That is how useless at everything (apart from sucking penis) a cock sucker is.
Person 1: Mark promised he'd proof read my thesis by last Thursday... It's been four days and still nothing.
Person 2: oh man, bad deal, did you not know Mark is a cock sucker?

Goose: HONK!
Person: Fucking cock sucker.
by glassbottle June 18, 2018
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Sappy Sucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker" And is commonly used by people who do not want to use "Mother Fucker" and instead use something that sounds like a sexual definition.
Dude your girlfriends is such a sappy sucker
by uwuegg June 15, 2022
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nipple sucker

Wow last night she sucked my itty bitty tities, she is a nipple sucker!
by Sma girls April 22, 2017
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suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.
I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!
by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009
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poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
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