A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
