Anchorage steamer

A.K.A. a sarahpalindrome. Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you, while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness. To turn any criticism of you into persecution of you, while still very casually being able to dismiss a pretty large portion of America. Declaring yourself the victim of something, even as you, yourself do exactly what you're accusing people of.

In a situation like we have just faced in these last eight days of being falsely accused of being an accessory to murder, I and others need to make sure that we too are shedding true -- shedding light on truth… Lives were lost, people were injured, a crazed gunman that I and you and others had nothing to do with influencing him. He is the sole person, I believe, to blame in this… An apolitical or perhaps even left-leaning criminal who killed these innocents.

That was a long way to go for her to just make a Anchorage steamer.

Well, I have repeated over and over my condemnation of violence and specifically trying to explain that when we talk about being 'up in arms', we're talking about getting to the voting booth… That is 'our arms', but that was frustrating… Those on the left hate my message and they'll do all that they can to stop me… There are many on the left, many critics, who don't want, for instance Congress, to buckle down, get back to work -- there's this trifecta thing going on in our country right now that's going to bring America to her knees… Those on the left, if it weren't for their double standards, they'd have no standards.

Wow, that was one, long Anchorage steamer! Do any of her fans ever get it?

by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011

cleavland steamer rollover

When your partner is asleep on their stomach and their chest is inaccessible. you must roll them on their back and quickly before notice dump on his/her chest...
then you must pretend to fall asleep and allow your partner to wonder how the defacation has happened at all.

It is obvious, but you are awake. your partner is asleep with their chest down. you flip her/him over and rapidly release your shit( on the chest, which is of utmost importance). This is a Cleavland Steamer Rollover Classic Technique!! Who doesn't love the cleavland steamer rollover!?

by Mikey M.K September 23, 2007

mississippi steamer

When you put a plastic bag on your partner's head then take a dump on their face.

"Yesterday I took my girl to my house and had a big mississippi steamer on her head."

by Bizatch January 2, 2005

Atomic cleavland steamer

You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.

Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!

by PlasmaNova June 19, 2008

French Steamer

...you don't want to know

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know

by TheTwenty October 21, 2010

Chattanooga (Choo Choo) Steamer

1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.

"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005