strubbly

Disheveled, messy, usually referring to one's hair. Of Pennsylvania Dutch origin.

My hair is all strubbly; better wear that "Bed Head" baseball cap today.

by Mark Hertzog January 6, 2008

Strogen fruz

When you get a handjob from a girl who's hands are ice cold.

Kurtis- "Man I got the worst handjob last night, her hands were so cold I lost my boner" Adam- " Damn, that bitch gave you a strogen fruz"

by class_act September 11, 2009

Stride Gum Episode

When an episode of a show is centered around an advertisement instead of the show itself. Originating from a Smallville episode where a Stride Gum factory was the focus of the episode and the gum was used as a main piece to the story. Another recent example is It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia had an episode centered around a Dave & Busters.

Oh, this is their Stride Gum episode.

by MartiniMan October 7, 2009

Stretch A Bitch

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care

1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.

by Urixo February 1, 2010

Stress Beard

The beard that guys grow during midterms or finals period when they're too busy or too stressed to shave.

Finals period is over! I can finally shave my stress beard!

by Finals free December 15, 2010

Straight Couchin

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015