Story Stealer: "Did I tell you about that time when I fucked the midget from the bowling alley?"
Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
by pseudonym28801 September 11, 2009
Get the Story Stealermug. Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010
Get the blister storymug. ryan: so last night at the party i was totaly dancing with this hottie when the cops busted it up. i was so bumemd.
Josh: yeah, sweet story.
Josh: yeah, sweet story.
by BombSquadRabbi August 15, 2008
Get the Sweet storymug. Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
by gypsygansta January 7, 2014
Get the Tory Storymug. pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)
roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
by benannah July 21, 2009
Get the roo storymug. Sex story:
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019
Get the Sex storymug. a emo band with true lyrics that arnt like other bands (ahem...blink 182) who talk about making out in bed.
a band who put on a GREAT show.
a very funny/friendly band who jokes around, but have meaningful lyrics.
a mis-understood band.... just because theyre on MTV.
a band who put on a GREAT show.
a very funny/friendly band who jokes around, but have meaningful lyrics.
a mis-understood band.... just because theyre on MTV.
by xCHRISx December 5, 2004
Get the Story Of The Yearmug.