When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".
"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
by KingSqueegee420 January 3, 2011
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Josh: yeah, sweet story.
Josh: yeah, sweet story.
by BombSquadRabbi August 15, 2008
Get the Sweet story mug.A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009
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by gypsygansta January 7, 2014
Get the Tory Story mug.a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.
by Dgriff November 13, 2014
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So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019
Get the Sex story mug.a emo band with true lyrics that arnt like other bands (ahem...blink 182) who talk about making out in bed.
a band who put on a GREAT show.
a very funny/friendly band who jokes around, but have meaningful lyrics.
a mis-understood band.... just because theyre on MTV.
a band who put on a GREAT show.
a very funny/friendly band who jokes around, but have meaningful lyrics.
a mis-understood band.... just because theyre on MTV.
by xCHRISx December 5, 2004
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