blumpkin steam

A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.

I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.

by J.B August 9, 2006

steaming stelli

A theoretical sexual maneuver which involves defecating in or on a womans vagina. Also known as space docking.

Then I gave her a steaming stelli

by baboui July 6, 2006

Steam Spunk

Busting a nut with a stopwatch, albeit with a pocketwatch.

"Oh, my! It seems I just Steam Spunked, but at least i beat the record; and with my pocket watch, alas!"

by herekiki November 5, 2011

Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020

steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

The Steam Pipe

Another word for Anus

" Have you ever cleaned The Steam Pipe of a so called ass that you have "

by Graham Norton June 19, 2006