Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020

Ellie Staniland

Ellie is a professional doxxer, and will doxx anyone you want for £5

Guy 1: Hey bro I had an argument with John last night, I want revenge
Guy 2: Lmao just doxx him, Ellie Staniland can do it for you for a fiver

by AnonymousCoolKid69420 October 10, 2020

Dream stannie

adj.
someone who is named justin is 5'4 i think has blonde hair and is deaf

Omg justin is such a dream stannie

by Froegs February 7, 2021

Hooba stankie

One who enjoys partaking in foot related activities. These activities more often than not include using stinky feet to cum, ejaculate, get off, splooge, jizz, bust, explode, skeet, seed, blow or if you feel so inclined gnarg or qwert.

Hooba stankie noun
When I left my apartment building, I gave the hooba stankie a disgusting glare for keeping me up all night.

by Darku911 September 30, 2021

daniel staniel the 3rd

parkie ass trash doo doo can aka the real chuck boris aka the walking flop himself

oh u talm about daniel staniel the 3rd ? aka the flop

by totally not jonathan kitchen 👹 October 31, 2021