Mr. Squishy

Ejaculating into a condom, then leaving it on all day.
Usually refers to an act of masturbation.

"My wife wouldn't give me any this morning so I took matters into my own hands. To avoid that bothersome cleanup, I wore a condom, and I brought Mr. Squishy to work with me."

by Uncle Knuckle January 22, 2010

squishy

feeling of wetness a girl experiences post intercourse when she feels the mixture of seamen, her own orgasm, and lube all mixing together in her vaginal region.

The girl felt squishy when she was looking for her clothes in the morning.

by beth aka american July 26, 2006

squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

by tony shannon March 22, 2005

sqoush

When a dog lifts both legs in unison and scoots its anus on the carpet.

Mom, Scooter is sqoushen on the carpet again.

by GraphicStock May 24, 2007

butternut squash

when a girl deep throats an entire stick of butter then pukes it on a guys nuts then punches him in the balls

"Keith said if she pukes that stick of butter on a guys nuts and punches him in the balls its called a butternut squash."

by funkykeith May 29, 2017

Squish squish

When you fart and a little bit of runny poop comes out and it's squishy between your buttcheeks

Man hand me something to wipe my ass with i farted and now I got some squish squish.

by Raburmama January 26, 2017

squashed

(v.) The act of having sex with one.
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039

Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole

by Stephen Koch February 2, 2005