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J-Squirrel

(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.

(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.

* See Also: Squirreling
1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.

2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.
by A. Friend September 7, 2006
mugGet the J-Squirrelmug.

Squirrel that shit

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy
Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over
by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009
mugGet the Squirrel that shitmug.

The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.
Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.
by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010
mugGet the The Brown Squirrelmug.

Persian Squirrel

The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.
I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.
by The Iron Sheik July 21, 2009
mugGet the Persian Squirrelmug.

squirrel brains

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.
"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"
by Rubbaneck November 16, 2004
mugGet the squirrel brainsmug.

Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.
Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.
by static1432 March 24, 2010
mugGet the Fucked Squirrelmug.

purple squirrel

a purple squirrel is a creature you might enconter after taking large amounts of magic mushrooms and/or acid
DAMN,Jantzen was trippin in Mrs.Stevens class......that nigga said he was seeing purple squirrels!
by Ur Boi Killa J August 14, 2009
mugGet the purple squirrelmug.

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