(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.
(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.
* See Also: Squirreling
(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.
* See Also: Squirreling
1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.
2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.
2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.
by A. Friend September 7, 2006

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?
Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!
or
Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over
Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!
or
Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over
by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010

I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.
by The Iron Sheik July 21, 2009

by Rubbaneck November 16, 2004

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.
Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.
by static1432 March 24, 2010

a purple squirrel is a creature you might enconter after taking large amounts of magic mushrooms and/or acid
by Ur Boi Killa J August 14, 2009
