fart squirrel

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

by Razorayne October 22, 2015

Squirrel that shit

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

by The Official Whitehouse February 19, 2009

The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.

Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

by Rei Syndrom June 15, 2010

Persian Squirrel

The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.

I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.

by The Iron Sheik July 22, 2009

squirrel brains

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.

"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"

by Rubbaneck November 17, 2004

Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

by static1432 March 24, 2010

purple squirrel

a purple squirrel is a creature you might enconter after taking large amounts of magic mushrooms and/or acid

DAMN,Jantzen was trippin in Mrs.Stevens class......that nigga said he was seeing purple squirrels!

by Ur Boi Killa J August 14, 2009