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squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.
"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."
by ckm June 18, 2006
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sneezure

a series of sneezes that are so involved that the person looks like they are convulsing in an epileptic attack.
The allergies are so bad today that I've had three sneezures.
by monikk August 20, 2009
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squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011
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sneezure

When someone sneezes three or more times in a row
i just had a sneezure
by jt_colter November 20, 2011
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squeeze box

Double stuffing a girl with a vibrator and dick at the same time
She's a tight fit when she's down with a squeeze box
by Dick16 October 9, 2017
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Squeeze between my Knees

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.
Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."
by TheFiend138 May 31, 2018
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Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
by Su11y February 28, 2019
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