cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy December 28, 2005

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

thot squat

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016

pop a squat or i'll pop your squat

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010