Get the Scroteriffic mug.Extremely close and detailed testicular examination. Performed exclusively by very attentive tea-bag-ees, especially closeted conservatives and red state Repuglican governors with White House fever, known as Scrotophiles or Scrotemeyesers. Includes thorough visual, tactile (primarily using the forehead and nose, though the entire face and head may be involved), and sometimes tastile(though not usually in public - see 'ballicking') examination and adulation.
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny
Sarah Pitbullshitter the moose murdering hockey milf was willing to do whatever scrotemy was necessary for the nomination, and John McMilfhunter was more than willing to teabag her as his consolation for letting the theofascitards put the final nail in his candidacy coffin.
by Proud2bHumble October 21, 2008
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To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
by Brewha December 29, 2010
Get the Scroterbating mug.A synonym for the word screech. Typically happens when fangirling/fanboying over something that makes you screech and makes you feel very happy and shocked.
You can use it in three different ways: Scrote, Scroting, Scroted, and/or scroter (someone who screeches a lot).
You can use it in three different ways: Scrote, Scroting, Scroted, and/or scroter (someone who screeches a lot).
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Get the Scrote mug.New word for cock after the Sprite ad that showed a girl looking like she was giving a guy a blowjob, come to find out she was drinking his sprite.
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Get the sprite remix mug.the female version of 'chode.'
when a females outer vaginal lips are longer than the vagina is wide.
when a females outer vaginal lips are longer than the vagina is wide.
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