rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

Spunk

British slang for cum or jizz.

"So how was last night with that american guy?"
"I can still taste his spunk."

by KingKavaan May 4, 2015

Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

anal spilunker

one who explores the ass holes of others. in a sexually explicit way.

That fagmo was a total anal spilunker.

by jmilla the killa May 9, 2006

Spunk-bomb

1.a girl who has ridden a cock so hard, that the subsequent ejaculation causes her box to balloon with semen.

2. a fat munter

that Friginia, she is a walking, talking spunk-bomb

by champignons May 2, 2005

spunk rag

An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.

"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.

by the chavez July 1, 2011

Slunk

To be 'in a slunk' is a phrase meaning to be in a state between being drunk and asleep.

''Hey man, last night was great right?''
''I can't remember, I was in a slunk for most of it.''

by TheHardyViper July 13, 2013