Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018
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titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)
"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."
by horribadderson March 04, 2018
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spit shined

She spit shined his dick
by Fhtniger December 19, 2015
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spit cookies

v. To vomit
I ate some bad mussels and I spit cookies all night!
by nrdsrfr February 27, 2014
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spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 01, 2015
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spit bollocked

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.
by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010
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bum spitting

When you gape the anus of your partner, just to spit a single orb into their anus.
Come on up stairs steve were spittin in bums! Gonna have a blast bum spitting.
by SenorSamGrams May 09, 2017
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